Kids Love Me

Let me introduce myself to you
All you parents out there
I'm the one you try to frighten
Your children with
So listen with care

I tell your kids to play in the street
I tell 'em take rides with strangers
I'm there when you're not
I'm there in their mind
Show 'em what's nice about dangers
Kids

I tell 'em tales of bulldogs with rubberteeth
And cops with wooden legs
I make 'em love those nasty rock'n'roll bands
Tattoos drugs and perverted sex
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Yo kids love me ... you know why?
I created all the nice little dangers
You're so petrified of
I made the bottles you keep under the sink
Lookin' so harmless and jolly appetizing
I invented the subway to surf in
And ... ah yes punkrock

"You, you love these things"
"We pledge our allegiance to you"

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"In my medicine cabinet the winter fly has died up on me"
"Well, there I am, tombed again, what day is it"
"Tree looks like a dog walking in heaven"
"Rare beans on holy book, my knees are cold"