Pencil Pussy

"I ain't got no big dick"

Your office is cosy ... your cheque is in the mail
Sittin' on your lazy ass ... your poison cannot fail
Shit drops from your pencil about the bands you hate
I sit here with my baseball-bat .. waitin' for a date
While your cheque is in the mail

It's your job ... you're paid to bore
Or break the necks of bands galore
You love to hate and then defame
Pencil pussy should be your name

I don't hate you ... you're just gettin' on my nerves
I'd love to give you what you deserve (oh)
Yo Motherfucker-Arsch

Your office is cosy ... your cheque is in the mail
Sittin' on your lazy ass ... your poison cannot fail
Shit drops from your pencil about the bands you hate
I sit here with my baseball-bat .. waitin' for a date
While your cheque is in the mail, yeah hahahaha

You call it work - I call it crap
Your only chance to pay me back
But you don't hate me ... you hate yourself
I'm not your mother, brother - I'm somethin' else

Your office is cosy ... your cheque is in the mail
Sittin' on your lazy ass ... your poison cannot fail
Shit drops from your pencil about the bands you hate
I sit here with my baseball-bat .. waitin' for a date
While your cheque is in the mail, yeah hahahaha
Your cheque is in the mail

(Your office is cosy ... your cheque is in the mail)
(Sittin' on your lazy ass ... your poison cannot fail)
(Shit drops from your pencil about the bands you hate)
(I sit here with my baseball-bat .. waitin' for a date)